WTH, fashion?

I'm not really one to get too far into men's fashion.  I have some nice clothes and some nice shoes (and also some crappy clothes and shoes), and that's really good enough for me.

But for the past six months or so, I cannot find a decent shirt to save my life.  Everything is all plaid or gingham, and you won't catch me dead in either one unless I happen to get caught in a logging accident.  Did Michael Kors or someone with some undue influence suddenly decide that plaid and gingham are "the thing" this year?

Yech.

I want my vertical stripes back!