Goths & Gothic

I don't really have much in the way of anything interesting in any of my old blog posts, but one thing i do want to make sure gets carried over is my collection of inappropriate phrases in Gothic, which is a little blog string i started a few months ago. I'll skip the formalities about pronunciation and transliteration for now. So without further ado, i bring you:

Dark & Spooky Translations for Goths: Inappropriate Phrases in Gothic

Ƕar ïst meins gaitsūgja gangans?
Where is my chupacabra?

Meins feina niuja swarta undarsnaga gneidiþ mik.
My fancy new black underwear is chafing.

Duhwē finþada fiusa ïn þizei saipjōn??
Why is there bacon in the soap??

Gutans frijōnd Daweid Hasalhufa!
The Goths love David Haselhof!

Uþ ïk habaidēdjau ainata niukilō wiþra hwazuh sigaraita þataei þeina aiþei rauk, wēsjau'k dauþa.
If i had a nickle for every cigarette your mom smoked, i'd be dead.

Sildaleika patai, akei ïk þarf gaggan uþ ïk teimaleikō ana þamma gafilh qima!
Great pâté, but i've gotta motor if i'm gonna make it to that funeral!

Ōkai, sō dulþs wairþiþ unhraina. ïk gawasja mik þan fara haima!
Okay, this party's getting dirty. I'm putting on my clothes and going home.

Weih niþanhun wiþra ain Sikiljan, biþē þat faur dauþau gaggiþ!
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Wileis þu paumais þarmiþ gahaban?
Do you want fries with that?

Wileis þu freidōmis brēdans þarmiþ gahaban?
Do you want freedom fries with that?

Hwat faur ainat sildaleika faurhāh!
What a fabulous window treatment!

"Þu þugkjis wisan ains sēla guma. ïk hataidēdjau þuk dauþjan."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."

"Þu þugkjis wisan ains sēla guma. ïk hataidēdjau diwan!"
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die!"

Please stay tuned for more useful phrases for the weary traveler venturing around Goth territory, such as, "How come all the communists i know are drag queens?" and "There's no such thing as the plague of 10,000 pestillential putrescences!"

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